So today my mom and I went shopping. You know your in trouble when your mom is telling you to get laid. She went shit crazy when she thought I may have a date. She said I needed some sexy matching underwear. She was pulling stuff out of the sale rack at the Bay left and right. You should have seen the pajama's she grabbed. I said "mom, lets go on the first date and then see where it goes". Oh ok she says and smiles. "It's not like I haven't had opportunities Mom, I just haven't wanted to"....
Oh lord.
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